"You never come back, not all the way. You stand, for the rest of your life, with one foot in this world and one in another. Where everything is upside down, backwards, and sad."
Natasha. 08191991. This is yet another feeble attempt to stop the inner tubing of my brain from exploding...
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
Alternative girl http://alt-dolls.tumblr.com/
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
i wanted to draw the old gaang but i didn’t know which outfits from which books to draw them in then i was like oh hang on
Stellar fan art based on Joaquim Dos Santos’ “Old Friends” poster.
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog
It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog
who did this